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bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

(via lovingoatsanddance)

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

(Source: slovvbro, via holdenpawfield)

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yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

(via tiredgrrl)

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" Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’ "